Dick's Last Resort - San Antonio
4.2(3,516)
American Restaurant
About
Dick's Last Resort in San Antonio serves up Southern-style dishes with a side of playful sass in a lively roadhouse setting. The staff’s humorous insults and custom hats create a memorable, spirited atmosphere that keeps teams entertained.
The venue offers outdoor seating and private reservations, making it a fun spot for casual client dinners or team gatherings. Expect straightforward comfort food like crispy fried shrimp and tater tots alongside budget-friendly cocktails in a relaxed, convivial space.
Best for
- Casual team dinners with a playful vibe
- Client outings that break the ice
- Outdoor group gatherings with lively service
Standout features
Atmosphere
Playfully rude roadhouse vibe
Staff deliver sarcastic, humorous insults and create personalized hats, adding a unique, lively energy that guests remember and enjoy.
Food & Beverage
Southern-style menu with standout fried shrimp
The menu features Southern classics like crispy fried shrimp and crunchy tater tots, paired with affordable, well-made cocktails including popular $4 margaritas.
Outdoor Seating
Outdoor dining available
Offers outdoor seating that complements the rowdy, casual atmosphere, providing a flexible space for groups to enjoy the experience.
At a glance
Location & hours
Loading map...
Hours
Sunday11am – 10pm
Monday11am – 10pm
Tuesday11am – 10pm
Wednesday11am – 10pm
Thursday11am – 10pm
Friday11am – 11pm
Saturday11am – 11pm
Rated 4.2 on Google · 3,516 reviews